Attention One and All

[alt_ginny]

Consider this your fair and only warning. The following will get you hexed today, or worse.

Puckering at me.
Looking at me longingly, wishing for a year of luck.
Being less than 3 feet within my personal circle.
Touching my hair.
(this is not an all inclusive list)

I am not a portal for good luck. Such acts will not end well. I suggest you all not listen to Fred and George today. Their pleasure is your misfortune.

Comments

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_lee]

She really doesn't need to worry.

None of the blokes I know are tempted in the least.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_neville]

Ouch.

I wouldn't go that far. But I think most will try to sneak up on Delia Forney or Wilhemina Rigg instead.