Private message to Ron

[alt_ginny]

RON I JUST GOT AN OWL.

From my friend at Purest Sparkle, the one who sent me the book.

She said it's been banned. The book. That MLE is going to come and get it and I need to give it to them BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET Ron what am I going to do?
 

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[alt_ron]

It got banned?

Wait.

Gin. That's a really lame story if you think it's going to get me to give it back to you.

You said not to give it to you no matter WHAT you say.

You DID, y'know.

So, no way, no how.

[alt_ginny]

RON I AM NOT JOKING. THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE, THEY TOLD ME MLE IS COMING. PROBABLY TONIGHT.

[alt_ron]

Okay.

I'm definitely not giving it back to you, then. (So if you ARE having me on, it's not going to work.)


Um. How far did that rumour get about you having a preview copy?

[alt_ginny]

As far as I can tell, everyone at the entire school knows, including Moaning Myrtle. (How did Moaning Myrtle even READ the first two books? can ghosts turn pages?)

[alt_ron]

Ugh. Alright.

Does anyone know you gave it to me? Besides Honoria. I guess you told her.

I didn't even tell Sally Anne that I've got it.

[alt_ginny]

No, I didn't tell that to anyone but Honoria, because then they'd have started hounding you. (That especially didn't seem fair with Sally-Anne, I didn't want to make her cross with you!)

[alt_ron]

Look. Gin.

You're going to be cross, I know. But the thing is, I had a look at that book and it looked like it crossed some lines.

The thing is... you can't have it back even if I wanted to give it to you. I gave it to Harry Marvolo and asked him to have a look at it and see what he thought. Anywiz, he kept it.

[alt_ginny]

Marvolo has it?!? But I asked YOU to

I'll write to him, then, I guess.